66739
28 Jul 14 at 6 pm

(Source: juliadon, via fake-mermaid)

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

(Source: urbancatfitters, via lubricates)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via brucewillisvevo)

 8800
28 Jul 14 at 11 am

mermeme:

shes infiltrated the media

(via brucewillisvevo)

cyberbullier:

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

(via brucewillisvevo)

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via laughcentre)

 231760
27 Jul 14 at 6 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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 11129
27 Jul 14 at 4 pm

Literally everyone who watches Orange is the New Black (via empress-of-derp)

(via jesusinc)

"Shut up, Larry."

 97723
27 Jul 14 at 2 pm

anrgy:

inspirational

(via laughcentre)

anrgy:

inspirational

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

(via infinitelychasingrainbows)

me: ohHHHHHHH h I KNOW THIS SONG
me: I KNOW IT I KNOW IT
me: THIS IS SO GOOD
me: I LOVE THIS SONG
me: what's it called
 44373
23 Jul 14 at 11 am

lux-xxiii:

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how

(via distant-fuck3r)

lux-xxiii:

idk if its been done but  im sure it has but here you go any how