weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

(via fake-mermaid)

 388586
14 Sep 14 at 2 pm

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

(via theunknownauthor)

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
image

(via roaring-nothingness)

 192969
07 Sep 14 at 9 pm

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

(Source: coachcrewneck, via mister-comedy)

xv7:

y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me

yanderegal:

when people make fun of you for something that you can’t change about yourself

image

(Source: shego, via mister-comedy)

 40020
07 Sep 14 at 6 pm

thatssoojalen:

OH. MY. LORDT.

(via mister-comedy)

thatssoojalen:

OH. MY. LORDT.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via mister-comedy)

 327786
30 Aug 14 at 2 pm

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(via armflex)

 211449
30 Aug 14 at 11 am

(Source: ambiponn, via tyleroakley)

 20654
27 Aug 14 at 6 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker What did you get on your SAT's?

asian:

mostly disappointed looks from my parents

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

(via mister-comedy)